An inside look at the life of Comedy’s Lovable Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli, as she dishes on everything from relationships to food, fat, and. View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the CD release of Chocolate, Please on Discogs. In reading this memoir, we get to know Lisa, and we watch her overcome Lisa Lampanelli – CHOCOLATE, PLEASE: My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks.

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Top Reviews Most recent Top Reviews. I thought that it was pretentious that she quoted her own favorite jokes she made and favorite jokes celebrities made about her Want to Read Currently Reading Read. Amazon Inspire Digital Educational Resources.

And that wall can’t be penetrated, no matter what color the man. Her overuse of the word “retard” was enough to turn me off but when I got to her nastiness about the deaf I realized I was through.

Get to Know Us. Parts of this are crazy hilarious, other parts boring as hell–didn’t give a fuck about her high school years or what her favorite parts of being on celebrity roasts were. Kindle Edition Verified Purchase. Mar 27, Jamie Stanley rated it it was ok.

This book is a politically incorrect, totally hilarious memoir about the life of Lisa Lampanelli, and how she finds herself in her mid 40’s. ComiXology Thousands of Digital Comics. Aug 10, Alison rated it it was amazing. Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read.

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Chocolate, Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks

Alas, the book feels a bit padded out with jokes from her act and various specials she’s been in. There are no discussion topics on this book yet. Someone left this book in the lobby of our apartment building in the ghetto, and after I gave birth the only thing I had the mental capacity to read was this chocolatw.

Mar 17, Diana rated it liked it. This book is a great behind the scene look of what was going on in her head and in her personal life at the time of her success. Reading this brings to mind the brilliant work of George Carlin, and though no one could ever fill his shoes I know he’d love Lisa’s filthy mouth and their shared “don’t give a crap,” attitude.

Jan 31, Tricia Andrews rated it it was amazing. Okay, one of the reviews says it all: If you are a seller for this product, would you like to suggest updates through seller support?

Chocolate, Please

The book, an autobiography is hilariously funny and I have to give it to Lisa for her guts to write it. It tells of her past struggles with weight and acceptance for herself.

So by the middle of the book, I was waiting for something to actually happen. But where lesser comics use epithets as they’re intended, Lampanelli’s use of the language sends up everyone, especially the up-tight squares who can’t take a joke.

Lisa also takes listeners behind the scenes at the roasts that have marked her comedy career and launched her into the comedy elite, and reveals the important “firsts” in her career, including her first time on her hero’s program, The Howard Stern Show.


She is the funniest person on the planet. You will find yourself agreeably surprised and laughing fit to bust.

She’s so wrong, she’s right– and I love it!

Chocolate, Please Audiobook by Lisa Lampanelli | Official Publisher Page | Simon & Schuster

Of course, Lampanelli makes this kind of comed Lisa Lampanelli, “Comedy’s Lovable Queen of Mean,” spouts epithets and slurs with mind-numbing lisx.

I met her right after I finished the book. Published September 15th by It Books first published Jan 30, Shannon rated it really liked it. People like Lisa who make us laugh are worth their weight in gold!

Start reading Chocolate, Please: There were a couple of chapters that I hardly read and just skimmed over. I’m not necessarily a fan of Lisa’s as I don’t care for insult, foul mouthed comedy. But this could and should have been a book that was a classic.

If you’re looking for a politically correct book, chooclate is no This was what I needed after reading the deBecker book. Thanks for telling us about the problem. I knew going into this book that the author is about as politically INcorrect as they come. Print edition must be purchased new and sold by Chocklate. I had to put the book down and read something else then come back to it.

Boy, was I in for it.